The Fine Print

Your Google reviews · read on this device

Drop in your Google reviews and get your critic profile: how tough you are, how far you roam, and what you keep going back for.

Drop Reviews.json here

or

Nothing leaves your device.Your file is read right here in your browser. It’s never uploaded, never stored, and it’s gone when you close this page.

No file to hand? Try one made from invented reviews.

Getting your reviews from Google

  1. Go to Google Takeout and sign in:takeout.google.com
  2. Untick everything except Maps (your places).
  3. Select Next step, then Create export.
  4. Google emails you a link. Most people get it the same day; a big account can take a few days (Google’s help, as of Oct 2026). Download the zip and open it.
  5. Inside, open Maps (your places) and drop Reviews.json above.

Only Reviews.json is read. The rest of the export can stay where it is.